how do you wanna die?

my grandpa, grandpa blur when he was drunk and bly when he was sober--he was always drunk though, died on st patricks day in 1987 of a massive heart attack while defecating. so that's the way i've decided i want to die and by the time i'm 35. also i used to want to be buried with a virgin mary statue with her arms outstretched over my grave. butt in the left hand of the virgin would be a bucket with my cremated and cemented remains. i recently decided on a better way to be buried butt i can't bloody well remember right now.