i didn't see any damned demons!!

what the hell, dammit?! no demons, no psychotic visions of apocalyptic wastelands, or even any hellishly introspective nightmares. i cannot even describe my disappointment. what a damnable let down. i was hoodwinked, bamboozled; i fell for betsy's beguiling ruse. what a bitch of a situation. when i'm promised visions that tear at the very fabric of your mind that's what i bloody well want and expect. and i can't take any magic mushrooms or other fun chemically powered substances cuz i need a bloody temple recommend for my roommates wedding. what a jip.